was working. and my handphone rang. i picked up. the convo................
Lady: Gd afternoon Mr Muhammad Faizal, im calling from starh*b. Regarding about the renewal of ur internet broadband plan. I called your dad, Mr Zainal Abidin but he gave your number and told me to refer to you as you know better.
Me: (still laughing in the heart coz of the Mister Muhammad Faizal thing, sounds funny). Hi,ok.renewal for my internet i suppose? it needs renewal? (i dont know shit actually)
Lady: Aha. Yes it does.
Then suddenly.
Lady: Umm...boleh cakap melayu? *can speak malay?
Me: Nama dah Faizal, boleh. *my name's faizal, of course
Lady: Oh, i thought u're not a malay.
Me: Im not.
Lady: No? then orang maner ni? *no? then where are u from?
Me: I've got pakistani blood, but the sad thing is, i have curly hair, nt the strong facial features or wat so ever . ahahaha.
Lady: Eh, rambut afro best tau. ramai ong minat. *afro do is nice u know. a lot of ppl love it
Me: hahaha..okok.. now about the plan?
Lady: (Explains to me everything about the renewal plan bla bla bla etc.)
Me: Oh, so i kener pilih one of those plan la ni. (and then i realise i said 'i'...tsk) I mean i need to choose one of the plans yes? (trying to cover line coz i didnt mean to flirt what so ever)
Lady: Laughs, yes. You kener pilih la.
Me: (aik? she reply back with 'u' 'i')
ok for those who blur, stereotyping here,normally, if a malay guy talk to a malay girl in malay but with 'u' and 'i' in it. it eaither means gf bf or flirting or something around there.
Me: I guess i'll pick the first plan then (still insisting in speaking english)
Lady: Ok Mr Faizal, i need your particulars, ur ic number, address etc.
Me: Ok. (i gave the whole information)
Lady: (She counter check)
And i thought she's gonna say thank you and goodbye after tha coz she's done her job. then suddenly.
Lady: What's ur ic number again?
Me: S88........
Lady: Oh, 88 la ni? 21 this year kan?
Me: (aik? she suppose to ask that?) huh? ya.. dah tua..aper nak buat. *20 liao, old.
Lady: Eh,tk la.. 21 satu masih muda tau. *eh no la. 21 is still a young age
Me: (ok weird, is she hinting or is this part of the renewal thinggy?) hahaha.. eh, dah tua. dah nak kener saving2.. *haha, 21 is old, have to start saving
Lady: saving untuk kahwin eh? hahaha *saving to get married eh? hahaha
Me: Huh?! tk la...ni saving for travel not for marriage.. marraiga can wait.
Lady: oh i see.. so ni your email address ader main friendster, myspace la ni? *so ur email add,means u have a friendster or myspace account i suppose?
Me: Ya. friendster..but i dont use that much, coz i couldnt be bothered, boring already. hahaha.
Lady: But i still can view you la ni? private profile is it?
Me: Private or not, u can click the add as friend button.
Lady: *giggles
Me: (WTH?! I'M SUPPOSE TO BE WORKING)
Lady: so u masih school la ni?
Me: Yah.. pat rp.. nanti i old bird ah masuk NS.. *ya at rp, but i'll be an old bird when NS come
Lady:*giggles. ish tk la..bagus u school skarang.. senang nanti lepas NS. oh, rp? nak tau i pat ner? *dont say that, school now is good, so its easier after NS.. oh rp? wanna knowwhere's mine?
Me: Where?
Lady: U rp, i jp... hehe..
Me: (okkkkkkkk....is this flirrrrrrtttttttiiiinnngg?) u jp? jurong polyclininc is it?.. heh heh heh.
Lady: hehe..tk la..jurong point la...starh*b jurong point. and ur address is just beside jurong point kan?
Me: (ok, she could be a very flirtatious lady or a scary one).. errr haha yeah...
Lady: Ok la Mister Faizal. Thank you for your time and hope to see you around? at jp or friendster ok? hee.
Me: Alright. and thank you too.., umm whom am i speaking to again?
Lady: Nama i, zee.
Me: Oh, zee.. (NO IM NOT GONNA SAY WHAT A PRETTY NAME!).
Lady: what's wrong?
Me: (i wanted to say, my ex gf, her nickname was zee). oh nthing...nice talking to u miss zee.. and yes feel free to click the add as friend button ok.. ahaha. =)
Lady: haha..okok..it was nice chatting with you
Me: No no..it was nice to have known you (ceeeyyywaaaahhh.. rephrasing the line seh)
Lady: Hee..ok bye bye
Me: *hangs up.
and then i was like... NOTE TO SELF: Beware of starh*b employee named zee..
WAHAHAHHAHAHA! i mean come on, the convo suppose to end already and she asked me bout my email, friendster, age.. but oh well. at least it adds a bit of spice while im working. and i think im going down jp's starhub sat or sun.. nyeahhaha...
